fuck a duck

fuck a duck
i got no luck
i keep on truckin
but i got no truck

i yam so exassperated. i lost me last pence. fuck a duck.

by peter v. may III March 22, 2008

fuck a duck

Something a young and\or immature child would say when in a state of distress or when highly perplexed by a situation.

" I totally messed up today in Algebra, I couldn't help but just yell fuck a duck in front of everybody. I can't believe my teacher wrote me a detention slip over it."

by chinchilla_chalupa September 30, 2013

fuck a duck

fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
rape an ape or two
finger fuck an elephant
screw a kangaroo.

my middle school's fuck a duck version

by JuliaStrange August 28, 2009

Fuck the duck

A sex position in which the female has the duck face while the penis goes into the anus

"did you see joe?"
"no he's doing the fuck the duck with the slut"

by kaunis4041 August 18, 2012

fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by TK May 13, 2005

fuck a duck

fornification with a species of fowl

"he ain't worth the money to go fuck a duck on!"

by Phil January 27, 2005

fuck a duck

get a life or get a grip on reality.

I told you not to fill my presciption and you filled it any way. I'm sorry ma'am. It's the fact you filled it when I specifically told you not too. Ma'am why don't you go fuck a duck?

by Fidel Castro March 08, 2004