Fromunda Cheese

The residue and/or mud-like substance found in, under, and around the male genetalia as a result from neglect and uncleanliness.

guy 1 "ugh, what's that smell?"
Webster "that's fromunda cheese."
guy 1 "what the hell is fromunda cheese? where do you find that?"
Webster "FROMUNDA YA BALLZ!"

by mawz February 26, 2003

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Fromunda Face

A selfie taken from under your chin. The extreme low angle distorts ones face enabling the perfect ugly picture to send to your best friend via snapchat, text message, etc.

Ashley: Wow your face is so ugly
Brittany: yas bitch, that's my fromunda face

by piano November 13, 2014

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Wet Flounder

When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out

"Dude, what happened with you and that chick last night?"
"I wet floundered the whole thing man..."

by Tuckered out May 17, 2010

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Similar to a blow job alarm clock or alarm cock, with variation and added steps. If the person that you are sleeping with is still sleeping after you wake up and you want to wake them up but have trouble with conventional measures, try this:

1.) Start off by getting an erection

2.) Get your penis next to his/her mouth

3.) At the same time, pinch their nose shut and insert your penis into their mouth as deep as it takes to close off normal breathing

What this should do is close off normal relaxed breathing causing the receiving person to wake up gasping for air like a Flounder fish out of water.

My woman slept through her alarm this morning and wouldn't wake up. We had a lot of errands to do, so I gave her a Cock Flounder...she woke right up.

by TheStepchild November 5, 2011

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