fringe-zombie

Fringe-zombies hide their lifeless, empty eyes behind thick bangs, disguising themselves as harmless pale chicks with weird hair. They use kawaii hair accessories and brightly colored tight pants to draw their unsuspecting victims near, then slurp out their brains. Delicious.

Harold: How can she see with her hair like that?

Mildred: She doesn't have to see--she's a zomb. The undead track their prey by scent, not sight.

Fringe-Zombie: braaaaaaaains

Fringe-Zombie: om nom nom nom

by Deiphobe the Androgyne May 26, 2009

Fringe binge

Watching “Fringe” for hours because the DVDs from Netflix are piling up.

“What movies did we get?”
“Prepare for a Fringe binge.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq November 7, 2010

Flappy Fringe

An uncontrollable quivering receding quiff usually modeled by a Mark

My God! If that wind picks up any more then Marks Flappy Fringe will take off

by Mr Shawn July 4, 2018

Fringe twinge

The art of causing an erection through no other means than dangling hair onto the shaft/head of a mans penis.

Oh. I was in bed with kylie last night and her hair brushed over my cock and she accidentally gave me a fringe twinge..

by Pdiggitydogg July 26, 2017

Pube fringe

A long pubelike fringe, often on scally girls who use gel/excessive hairspray on their hair.

Hayley Evans has had that pube-fringe since 1990!

by BK crew August 31, 2005

Power Fringe

A fringe one obtains once one has attained a particular level of success.

'So after I become head press officer, I'm just going get a, like, a power fringe, you know what I mean?' At which point her sister collapsed on the tube floor, dying with laughter.

by HarryPotterPJsAreCoolGuys November 11, 2015

Wag Fringe

a fringe that parts down the middle, seen on many footballers wives/girlfirends. Usually flicks outwards in a farrah fawcett 70's style.

I need a wag fringe in my life to bag me a footballer.

by wagfringe August 21, 2011