by 14752ewsdc October 29, 2018
Get the Accurate Freight System mug.The best of the worst. Tool and widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.
I don't have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will head down to the usual scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.
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Cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. Owned by mr Einweeinie (Dan Einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss Bobby Can't go farther than Halfayard Halfyard.
They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".
There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!
Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).
The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.
They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".
There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!
Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).
The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.
Dan : I drive for Challenger Motor Freight!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!
by Disgruntled Greyhound Driver November 19, 2006
Get the challenger motor freight mug.Similar to fugly, the f appended to the front of the word epic stands for "fucking epic". Used to describe something that is breathtaking, displaying manliness or general bravado, or something having proportionally larger levels of awesomeness than your average awesome thing such that it is worthy of an "f for fucking" prefix.
by JollyWaters May 27, 2007
Get the fepic mug.Like "fepic" however "ail" being short for "fail", the "f" in "fail" being moved to the front of "epic". A phrase mostly used when a person or thing fails in a spectacular manor.
by Carebear11 February 6, 2010
Get the Fepic Ail mug.A non trademarked version of the name Harbor freight. Coined by Derek, creator of Vice Grip Garage. Probably because Harbor Freight offers tools at dirt cheap prices, of dirt cheap quality, mostly made of Chinesium. Who of us haven't broken a H.F ratchet?
"Hey Alex, you got your Hobo Freight tools? I need to work on my Dodge Neon, and I don't care if I break something."
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