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freezing the monkey

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"
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Freezing the monkey

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...
by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019
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freeptard

An individual, usually possessing radically right-wing political views, who delights in insulting others and is usually racist, sexist, and homophobic.

Derived from freeper, the nickname of the denizens of the ultra-right wing Web site FreeRepublic.com.
All the people who work food service at my university are black and 98% of the people who attend my university are white. Matt believes this difference exists because 'black people are lazier and dumber than white people'. What a racist freeptard!
by Nic Bailey April 29, 2005
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freedickulous

Completely and utterly ridiculous; pertaining to mostly actions and statements that deserve a pause before anything can be said in reference to the said action or statement.
Do the Robot (Roboot) by J. Navarro featuring D. Goodson is the most freedickulous song I've ever heard.
by Chicago Rock City? February 9, 2009
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freebit

A short but audible one-note passing of gas (fart)
When I walked in my manager's office, I heard her let a freebit, but she never even paused or cracked a smile.
by ShelteRN January 1, 2012
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freepping

Free Shipping, short of free shipping services as offered by many merchants, mainly online.
freeshipping freepping: I got this very cool gadget with freepping. I get freepping with my vip rewards on every purchase.
by hosst October 25, 2011
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Freetimer

Someone over the age of 30 without children, who routinely travels or engages in hobbies and pastimes difficult for parents to manage. Freetimers are similar to DINKs, but instead of focusing on income, the emphasis is on the added flexibility of being childless. Freetimers can also be single.
Nate had no trouble scheduling a weeklong backpacking trip in Yosemite because he is a Freetimer.
by xTHx September 6, 2015
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