Max Freelance Police

Max is one of the two titular characters of the Sam & Max franchise.
Violent, impulsive and indulgent in the extreme

Max Freelance Police is cringe

by anonymous April 12, 2021

Freelance-fade

A phenomenon affecting male freelance writers, editors and translators. When the need to earn enough money to eat, time-zones and deadlines combine to mean that you do not see the light of day for several days and therefore do not feel the need to shave. The resulting stubble: freelance-fade.

His girlfriend longed to kiss him, but his freelance-fade scuffed up her porcelain cheeks.

by Chrisy09 January 21, 2009

freelance 15

Similar to the 15 pounds gained in freshman year, the freelance 15 is a similar phenomenon known to occur when someone leaves a regular 9-5 career in favor of going freelance. You eat more, sleep more and generally are less active as you no longer expel the energy to get to and from work everyday.

"I'm thinking about going freelance full-time"

"Just watch out for the freelance 15"

by chetwoolery November 9, 2012

freelance teacher

Someone who teaches without any measurable metrics to grade performance.

I will never be unemployed because I can always be a freelance teacher.

by E.Korotki February 19, 2022

freelance pharmacist

Drug dealer.

It's not politically correct to call them drug dealers they're freelance pharmacists.

by jasorkowski657 November 10, 2022

Freelance bouncer

The member of the Best Buy Geek Squad that decided somebody had to do it sometime, eyeballs were getting swept off the sales floor every night.

Best buy freelance cooler on other end of 2 way radio headset- I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?

Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Freelancer

Your mom on weekends.

Guy1: Hey, so, I wanted to talk to you about what you said about my mom behind my back...

Guy2: OK

Guy1: ...that wasn't very nice...

Guy2: YO MOMS A HO AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHHAA!!! FREELANCER!!!!!

by IAmRealPerson October 19, 2021