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Fraternity Initiation 

A Fraternity Initiation is a series of tasks a guy has to perform or endure to become a member.
Yeah ... I belonged to a fraternity before I came to the Academy -- Once, as part of my Fraternity Initiation - they gave me 300 mg of some boner-maker drug, duct-taped me naked and blindfolded to a flagpole, white-washed and "decorated" my body and genitals, and jacked me off with a Fleshlight several times while they took videos of me.
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Fraternity Man 

A man, with true moral potential, who continues to aspire to the mission and value's of the fraternity that he swore an oath to.

There is a huge difference between a frat boy and a Fraternity Man.
Who was that guy who spoke at that leadership conference?

That was a fraternity man.
Fraternity Man by slowbow May 24, 2009

Fraternity Alarm Clock 

When you wake up, and there's butt stuff happening everywhere.
"Wow, this morning I had a real fraternity alarm clock... I really wasn't prepared for that."

fraternity pledge 

A promise set between a group of people sharing a common interest.
Me and my friends made a fraternity pledge, and to this day, we still haven’t broken it.
fraternity pledge by lululemonsssss September 12, 2019

Fraternity Test 

The word an uneducated white male uses because he doesn’t know that the real word is paternity test. This male thinks he is a thug, and that the streets love him but to be honest if the streets really loved him he wouldn’t have gotten popped two weeks after he got off probation. Stay in school kids, don’t do drugs.
When that kid is born I’m getting a fraternity test done!
Fraternity Test by Getsomebacon October 13, 2018

Fraternity Man 

An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, fraternity "men" devote most of their time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that they are intelligent and studious when in actuality they are anything but.
Elliot Rodger is a perfect example of a "Fraternity Man"

Fraternity of *Reow* 

The founding fathers of Reow.
Those who first used Reow, and those who took Reow from its infancy to glory.
Five members in all, identified only by their first names (alphabetically): Ilkka, Mark, Nat, Pete, and Tim.
eg. Pay homage to the Fraternity of Reow, for they have brought us our glory!