Foomp

to completly own someone in a large way

FOOMP! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... BOOYAH!!!

by 9821650762587632 December 28, 2005

Foomp

The sound a very fat person makes when their roll of fat moves away from and the suddenly hits the "normal" part of the body. This usually occurs when engulfing food/small objects (or children in the case of pedos).

Fat Man: Hello little boy, OMG look over there!
Little Boy: What?!
*FOOMP*

A few moments later...

Concerned Mother: Have you seen my son?
Fat Man: Nope... *struggling sounds coming from his stomach*

by Bob Cooke (Teacher at NPHS) August 21, 2009

FOMP

Fear of missing phone. Irrational sensation or intense terror and complete dread like the world is ending. Usually followed by a tremendous feeling of relief of finding phone (ROFP)

I had the worst FOMP last night when I noticed my phone wasn't on me.

Dude I FOMPing hard here. My roid is gone!

by JsonHunt March 25, 2019

foomp

the damn feathers that rise up on fuckin cockatiels. stupid ass birds

the stupid birds foomp went crazy after i farted

by DOOX64 March 21, 2010

fowlplaychiken

a radically awesome member of the chiken_confederation, mostly confined to eve-online and pirates of the burning sea, and partially insane.

BAWK!

"BAWK" says the mighty chicken! fowlplaychiken, indeed!

by Nick June 19, 2006

Foomp

The physical action involved with smoking a cigarette.

A replacement for the word, Fuck.

- Can be used interchangeably and within the same sentence multiple times.

Foompin-A, man. I've been waiting to foomp a feempin' feemp all day.

by hydrobrew April 8, 2011

Fowopple

A freakishly large penis

Damn Viagra made me have a fowopple!

by Murphy Llama January 17, 2004