Fossilguard

A senior lifeguard in Rockaway Beach that has stuck around so long he could be the father of the new summer guards.

Look at that fossilguard he can still get out there.
Put that fossilguard out to pasture down on 73, he's done!

by Tranquilooo November 21, 2016

fossilosophy

When you think you've discovered an idea that is really wise and original but it turns out to have been around for a long time.

Person 1: "I've recently decided that my religion is kindness"
Person 2: "I think that might be a fossilosophy"

by Golp December 17, 2016

fosia

Fosia means powerful and a kind person. Everyone loves that one girl named Fosia. It’s very hard to find anyone like them!

Hey Fosia can you run to the store for me?!

Fosia: yes for sure I will!

by Justheretodefinetheundefinded August 20, 2020

Fossil Ridge High School

A 9-12th grade school, full of white kids who think they’re in a gang. Located in Fort Collins, Colorado. They have what other schools chant “daddy’s money” at sporting events. They aren’t wrong. On a scale of one to ten the average rating is fucking horrible. I watched some kid take a shit on the gym floor.

Fossil Ridge High School sucks ass

by Vladimir bootin December 16, 2020

fassage

a lie or statement used to deceive someone

I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.

by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021

foosackly

A foo Manchu on ones private areas

Yo check out my foosackly.

by Dildough baggins July 5, 2021

Fossy Game

Absolutely horrendous flirting with a bird, equivalent of a war crime. Often just nodding and responding ‘aye’ to everything she says and laughing awkwardly.

Look at that kid dropping fossy game on that 2

by Adam Johnson The Third November 2, 2022