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Sexual forecasting

When a person, in a totally non-sexual context, inadvertently makes a sound or says a word/phrase that is obviously (without a doubt) vocalized in the same way that the person would during sex. This provides a startling, disconcerting glimpse into their private life.
"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."
by VNFP June 20, 2018
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Arousal Forecast

1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.
My arousal forecast is night as I tend to be more sexually aroused between 8:00 PM and 1:00 AM.
by Sexpert Malika Sihara December 13, 2020
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Forecasturbation

The act of working oneself into a tizzy over impending severe weather, as by a meteorologist.
The weatherman was exhausted after a weekend of intense forecasturbation.
by Snark Chariot January 21, 2011
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To the fore

To be made obvious; to be given direct attention. Taken from the works of Percy Grainger, "to the fore" meant to bring out a musical phrase and give it precedence over what the other instruments are playing.
"Man, that low-cut top really puts Jenny's cleavage to the fore."
by Erin October 29, 2004
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British Forearm

Basically a handjob using your forearm and your bicep.
"i was getting this british forearm and i splooged everywhere!"
by PrestigePorn March 25, 2010
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(Backhand) Discipline,(Forehand) Abuse

what you say to someone when you are about to pimp slap them. you show them your backhand and say discipline and then show them your forehand and say abuse
Pimp Slapper:(Backhand) Discipline,(Forehand) Abuse, dont make me discipline you
by GeToNtHeTrAiN May 15, 2010
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Smoker's Forecast

This is the information about the weather the non-smoker requests of the smoker after they come back inside from smoking.
Non-Smoker: "Hey, whats the smoker's forecast?"

Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"
by Shevden March 30, 2009
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