Ford

Friendz don't let friendz drive fords!

i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford
-Ew u got urself a ford?! you can't drive that give me the keys!
-no u just want to drive it
-i am your friend and i hate to do this but i am going to have to beat u up steal the keys and throw them down the sewers

1 hr later the ford explodes
(LoL)
-thx man u saved my life
-hey, thats wut friendz are 4!
by coca October 31, 2003
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A car that breaks down literally in the middle of the street, and needs to be rebooted (esp. in the 70s)
My Ford stalled in the middle of Wacker Drive in Chicago.
by www.sucks500.com February 13, 2004
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F.ucking O.ver R.ated D.isaster
Nice Ford, chonchetta
by Todd McCock October 06, 2003
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A crappy excuse for a car! Only seniors and fags drive fords! Also driven by people who cant handle the power of a holden.
NO way compares to a holden wich can beat the crap out of it!
mavis: "ooh dear me, that young menace almost blew me over with his holden!"
June: "oh no i dont like those holdens, too powerful for my likings, id rather stick to my sensible, slow paced ford"
by mineemo November 14, 2003
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I saw your mom last night, she was in the ford on the corner of Vanburen and 19th ave.
by Driving a Honda September 01, 2003
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A piece of fuckin shit.people who drive them are dumbasses.

Fix
or
repair
daily

Found
on
road
dead

Fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge

Fucked
on
race
day
People who drive fords are dumbasses and will crash and burn and rot in hell! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCH!
by spazz13 November 12, 2004
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Forked-Over Rebuilt Dodge.
It's just a brand, you corporate slaves.
by BLARG man February 23, 2005
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