Ford

For
Old
Retarded
Drivers

Shitty trucks and cars that have been recalled more times than I can remember.

Some dude: I bought a Ford.
Me: Take it back, and get something else that doesn't have a blue oval.

by wartribe May 13, 2005

Ford

A car that breaks down literally in the middle of the street, and needs to be rebooted (esp. in the 70s)

My Ford stalled in the middle of Wacker Drive in Chicago.

by www.sucks500.com February 12, 2004

Ford

F.ucking O.ver R.ated D.isaster

Nice Ford, chonchetta

by Todd McCock October 5, 2003

Ford

A crappy excuse for a car! Only seniors and fags drive fords! Also driven by people who cant handle the power of a holden.
NO way compares to a holden wich can beat the crap out of it!

mavis: "ooh dear me, that young menace almost blew me over with his holden!"
June: "oh no i dont like those holdens, too powerful for my likings, id rather stick to my sensible, slow paced ford"

by mineemo November 14, 2003

Ford

Found On Road Dead

I saw your mom last night, she was in the ford on the corner of Vanburen and 19th ave.

by Driving a Honda September 1, 2003

Ford

A piece of fuckin shit.people who drive them are dumbasses.

Fix
or
repair
daily

Found
on
road
dead

Fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge

Fucked
on
race
day

People who drive fords are dumbasses and will crash and burn and rot in hell! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCH!

by spazz13 November 12, 2004

Ford

Forked-Over Rebuilt Dodge.

It's just a brand, you corporate slaves.

by BLARG man May 13, 2005