Playing Footsie

To flirt with someone subtly by rubbing your feet against theirs. This is done usually in secret with other people present, popularly occouring at dinner tables, in church, and if you're nasty, a bathroom stall.

I couldn't concentrate on the conversation because I was playing footsie with that hottie the whole time.

by Justin Fuckin Bass February 18, 2009

foofie puff

It is a soft and fluffy dog or kitten. Irresistible in nature, these anomalies have the overwhelming charms to subdue their masters and force them to cuddle them. The foofie puffs are so beautiful some people try to harvest their adorability factor for help with love. These special animals are now endangered with only a few thousand of the species left on this planet, but with your help we can save the foofie puffs and help them grow.

Oh, that foofie puff is so adorable I feel the need to cuddle and love it.

by Kamzone October 12, 2016

Foowie tiger

For something to smell really really bad
Or for someone to be really sexy .

Opens dirty nappy foowie tiger that’ smells really bad

Hot women walking down the street with big booty ‘foowie tiger

by Lenos mofo star. Boy December 28, 2018

foonie

A self-proclaimed expert in all types of cuisines and culinary techniques, but who is a pseudo-intellectual about food only capable of making ramen noodles to eat while watching Top Chef, Chopped, and Guy’s Grocery Games.

That foonie tried to tell me all about the curry I made from scratch using my Indian family’s traditional recipe, but she thought the dish originated in Louisiana and had to simmer for hours to build a “flavor profile.”

by Valjester June 28, 2020

Junk Foodie

Someone with a deep passion for food, but only junk food.

“Hey, do you want some broccoli, I know you like food!”
“Nah man, I’m a junk foodie, I only love junk food.”

by Junk.Foodie July 7, 2018

Foomie

The word Fool and Homie put together.

Aye Foomie, why you gotta be like that?

by Lil' Nayr January 5, 2008

foosed

An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes.

Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)

Hahahah Foosed! How you like that, Pocahontas?

by James T February 13, 2005