Newsreporter: the new street will be 2 kilometers long
Boomer: can you use a measurement people will understand
Newsreporter: Sorry it is 4.5 football fields long
Boomer: can you use a measurement people will understand
Newsreporter: Sorry it is 4.5 football fields long
by intewilliam November 12, 2019
Get the football fields mug.Three hilarious friends named Andy, Mike, and Jason who host the largest fantasy football podcast. They often have terribly bad fantasy football takes, but they make up for it with Andy's corny jokes, Mike's hyena laugh, and Jason's dry sarcasm. If you ever get to visit their studio in person you might see Brooks' $100,000 Rolex or Jason's 100 signed Kerryon Johnson jerseys. Legend has it that their producer Brooks bought the Footballers first 5,000 podcast subscribers for $10 each, but had to get a refund when the fake followers company accidentally charged Brook's card $10 million, which did not affect his net worth in the slightest, although he still wanted it back to buy his new state of the art ballet studio.
Fans of the Fantasy Footballers are known as the Footclan. Footclan members generally overhype every player the Footballers even mention, such as pushing Clyde Edwards-Helaire into the top 5 ADP in his rookie season or refusing to trade Kerryon Johnson for Patrick Mahomes in dynasty. The average Footclan member is bald, overweight, has a beard, and likes country music - in other words, Jason.
Fans of the Fantasy Footballers are known as the Footclan. Footclan members generally overhype every player the Footballers even mention, such as pushing Clyde Edwards-Helaire into the top 5 ADP in his rookie season or refusing to trade Kerryon Johnson for Patrick Mahomes in dynasty. The average Footclan member is bald, overweight, has a beard, and likes country music - in other words, Jason.
Idiot 1: Did you hear the latest episode of the Fantasy Footballers?
Idiot 2: Yeah man! I'm gonna draft Antonio Gibson at the 1.01 now!
Idiot 1: Same dude! Where's the nearest Little Ceasar's? *turns on country music*
Idiot 2: Yeah man! I'm gonna draft Antonio Gibson at the 1.01 now!
Idiot 1: Same dude! Where's the nearest Little Ceasar's? *turns on country music*
by fantasysimp April 8, 2021
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A sub-section of Twitter were accounts solely tweet about Football. It is full of fatuous, pseudo intellectual, pubescent virgins who claim to be football experts. Accounts spend there days playing FIFA ultimate team, watching Youtube compilations and arguing over who is the best player in the Premier League. Everyone here steals tweets, aims to be controversial, and call people frauds when they have a bad game. These kids are fixated with retweets and would kill there own mother for a few likes. Users have cringy @'s, never go to games, and are obsessed with spreading propaganda about there favourite players. Most on Football Twitter live in third world countries and watch games on 140p streams that lag. These kids are socially inept and have never felt a female.
by JimmyConway123 November 24, 2016
Get the Football Twitter mug.(n.)- A premature ejaculation. Not to be confused with the act of prematurely ejaculating or the actual ejaculate itself, this is the non-tangible objectification of the action "to prematurely ejaculate". This describes the demeanor of an object which can't hold onto an absurdly biased advantage or lead due to excitement and/or lack of skill/experience.
1. James was frequently picked last for every team sport in high school due to the fact that he was known to be a New York Football Giants (2010).
2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).
2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).
by Herbstava December 22, 2010
Get the New York Football Giants (2010) mug.As likened to a football widow (i.e. a woman that does not like watching football, while her husband loves watching it), these children also do not like football, and are often found reading a LOT during football season
Roger: Hey, Dave! Did you go to Bryan's Superbowl party?
Dave: Yes, I did. Bryan had a good party, but his wife Gail wasn't there, as she and their son Dale went to the mall that day, instead.
Roger, They went to the mall, instead of watching the game? God, why?
Dave: Well, she and Dale don't really like football a lot. I guess they are the typical football widow and football orphan.
Dave: Yes, I did. Bryan had a good party, but his wife Gail wasn't there, as she and their son Dale went to the mall that day, instead.
Roger, They went to the mall, instead of watching the game? God, why?
Dave: Well, she and Dale don't really like football a lot. I guess they are the typical football widow and football orphan.
by brooskitooski February 5, 2020
Get the football orphan mug.Egads! I completely forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis across those bare wires, duh football!
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