Fookers

Fooker, Fookers, Fookered

1. Bike pedals from Amazon. Knock offs of RaceFace Chester mountain bike pedals.

2. A way of saying you failed something in mountain biking terms

“Time to shred with my new Fookers”

“Aww man I really fookered that jump”

by Fookerman5808 May 23, 2018

Twenty Footer

Something that looks good from a distance, but up close it just does not look that good.

Yo, Jim's ho is a good twenty footer but get up close and ouch!
or,
Jim's ride is a good twenty footer but up close it's a rusted roach.

by Surfacenavy March 30, 2009

20 footer

When a girl looks good from 20 feet away, but when you get close to her shes not.

Guy: Yo man check that bitch up there she looks hot.

..a few seconds later..

Other Guy: Ahhh fuck no dude she aint hot.

Guy: Bitch was a 20 footer dawg.

Other Guy: Yeaa wooordd.

by Chase P August 17, 2006

A Ten Footer

A girl that looks really fuckin good about ten feet away but when she gets in eye distance you just want to make up something to get away

See that chick walkin towards us?

Yea DUDE she is fuckin bomb?

(girl walks by)

Dude that chick was a ten footer

Agreed

by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009

footer

In basketball, a player who is at least seven feet tall.

ROSS: Damn, I didn't know Dirk Nowitzki was a 90% free throw shooter. Isn't he a footer?

PABLO: Yeah, man, he's so long he can almost reach the basket from the free throw line.

by Jibjibjib March 7, 2012

fooped

Kid friendly way of saying sharted

combination of fart and pooped

Daughter (sobbing): "Daddy, I accidentally pooped in my pants when I tried to fart, I'm sorry"
Daddy: (how do I say it's ok that she sharted?) "It's ok honey, you just FOOPED. It happens to a lot of people."

by medicJT794 February 8, 2010

twenty footer

a bull dyke so egregiously masculine that she can be spotted twenty feet away

that chick is such a twenty footer she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Miss America

by The Velvet Hammer June 11, 2006