gayer than a pink flute

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"

Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2008

Flutatious

Flutatious is anything that is sickly or nasty. It can be used in a good or bad way.

Yo Brian is Flutatious at Lacrosse!

Dude you kissed Becky? gross dude she's flutatious!

by forqueer March 15, 2015

Flutered

Word used in Ireland when you are very very mouldy (drunk)

Jesus I was very flutered last night

by Flutered feen November 3, 2018

dirty flute

When a girl sucks a guys balls sideways, while she jerks him off with both hands, like she's playing the flute.

Yo, that girl from the party last night gave me the best dirty flute I've ever had!

by Kristina witha k August 2, 2012

AIDS Flute

A penis blown, kissed and sucked upon by a gay.

Your good friend Harvey was blowing on the ole AIDS Flute last night. Got a mouth full of jism.

by Captain Stool May 24, 2013

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

fanny flutter

The excitement you get in the vagina when sexually aroused

He was kissing my neck and pulling my hair, I got major fanny flutter!

by Sas92 September 26, 2013