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pound the flounder

Q: What's Mike up to this weekend? A: Since his girlfriend is away he's probably gonna sit home and pound the flounder.
by FunnyMFer March 30, 2010
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Flounder Pubes

Damn..that dudes got some Flounder Pubes!!
by Schlossberg January 14, 2008
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Flounder Dick

Flounder Dick occurs in severely overweight men. When a hugely fat guy developes a "front butt" his dick begins to migrate south like the eye of a juvenile flounder- it is mostly out of necessity due to the encroachment of the "front butt", and to ensure the dick can still hang in the toilet. Extreme cases left untreated can result in the distgusting condition known as Dick Buttkiss.
that dude is so fat, he must have a full fledged flounder dick.
by drbinshore May 14, 2010
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stupid Flanders

An exclamation used when your actions go unexpectedly wrong and result in an extremely annoying situation; used to place the blame for the situation that you have caused yourself onto Ned Flanders.
*You're trying to assemble your backyard barbecue when you bump into your wheelbarrow full of bricks, and they fall into the wet cement*
YOU: Ah, stupid Flanders!
by Maxwell Longfellow December 10, 2006
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Flender

Flender is a more hip way of calling someone cool.There are different types of flender as well,and degrees.
You have flender today, it's coming from your shirt.

You have musical flender.
by tunabreath October 17, 2008
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Screw Flanders

A phrase that is typed repeatedly at the end of an article in order to meet the word requirement.
The year 2000 affair of cabinet secretary Hidenao Nakagawa was a fairly by the book sex scandal that provided an excellent insight the media interplay between tabloids and mainstream newspapers. Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders
by Anoonamoose January 17, 2008
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Floner

N. That place in between a boner and being flaccid.
Man I just saw this chicks boobs for like 10 seconds but i didnt get hard, i just got a floner.
by Noah beast September 3, 2007
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