floggin the dolphin

Extreamly agressive manipulation of the penis, (Masterbation)

I love floggin the dolphin

by jim October 29, 2003

Foggy Friday

the day immediately following Thirsty Thursday, when things seem "foggy" due to being slightly hung over from the previous evening.

I almost didn't make it to work the morning after that big bash down at the union hall, what a Foggy Friday that was!

by Frank Reich June 23, 2007

flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated

"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister

by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019

dolphin-flogger

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!

by WordFreak March 8, 2009

closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!

by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004

FLIGGYSNARP

A word I made while having an extreme sugar high

FLIGGYSNARP!FLIGGYSNARP!FLIGGYSNARP!FLIGGYSNARP!FLIGGYSNARP!FLIGGYSNARP!FLIGGYSNARP!FLIGGYSNARP!FLIGGYSNARP!FLIGGYSNARP!

by FLIGGYSNARP! December 24, 2008

foggy beer

The act of taking a rip and blowing your smoke in a half drank beer bottle, and then chugging it.

yo we just trying to get high from a foggy beer, maybe a little buzz or something you know

by maryjane5000 March 14, 2013