floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)

"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"

by darewe August 1, 2023

Floaty Boys

A term referring to a character in Smash Brothers Ultimate that has at least 3 or more jumps or has some serious air game.

Originated in “Campbell House” and pioneered by Colin Campbell and Marcel Mendoza.

“Lets play floaty boys!”
“Sure, I got Kirby!”
“I’ll take Jiggs.”

by Thania P. November 20, 2019

Floaty biscuit

Another word for a poo in the toilet

Who's left a floaty biscuit in the toilet

by Jellydoc August 6, 2016

floaty bottom

a bottom that's an extreme airhead

Dumbass is a floaty bottom for acting so high and mighty

by Zombiemurdoras July 26, 2024

muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.

Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.

by Penis Alota January 27, 2024