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Komodo Dragon Fighting

A fighting ritual, often utilized by drunk fraternity members, in which the chest is puffed out and placed on the chest of an opponent while using verbal abuse and head/shoulder movement to intimidate their foe. Rarely results in an actual fight. The act is very similar to the way Komodo Dragons settle territory or mating disputes.
John: "I heard there was a bit of a row last night behind the quad."

Thomas: "Yeah, but it was just a couple of bro's with tribal art tattoos Komodo Dragon fighting."
by Woodrodius October 7, 2008
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monkey-fighting

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!
by Nicholas D November 8, 2011
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Sword Fighting

The act of two males attacking each other with their penis'. The goal is to either hit the both of the other persons balls or until they forfeit. Typically played erect.
I walked into the room and caught Logan and Matthew sword fighting on the bed.
by Needlessdeadrock April 8, 2017
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Sword Fighting

Slapping boners together. An activity friends of any sexual orientation partake in. One way to play this game is to see who can hit each others balls with they're penis a certain number of times. This can be between two perfectly straight males. It's a game, a fun way to bond
John: "hey Robert, interested in a game of sword fighting?"

Robert: Hell yeah dude, I haven't done sword fighting since I was a young chap, let's whip them out and battle bro!"
by Moneyman2345 May 6, 2019
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Lee Lightning

Youtube scene poser. Tags her videos as 'scene' and 'scene queen' , then tells people not to label her because she is not a soup can. Makes 'scene' jewelry like, brass knuckles, lightning bolts, and Kiki Kannibal's 'Kouture Diamond' but, makes them out of foam, and colored glue. Also, her and her friends make youtube accounts claiming to be Lee's fans. Recently made 'leelightningpaparazz' which is supposed to be paparazzi that follow Lee around. Completely fake, the 'paparazzi' sound exactly like her little friend 'Ally Horror'. Lee claims in her 'back from the hospital' video, that VanessaVandalism somehow got her address and sent someone to beat her up, also very fake. Names youtubers, such as BlackSharpies, Nikkixcore321, and EvilSaionji, and tells them she is sueing them for cyber bullying. She also says she has Alopecia and Vanessa just shaved her head because shes just oh so obsessed with Lee, Lee doesn't have Alopecia, Vanessa does. Lee is a ten-year-old poser that says she is 'an internet famous mega scene queen'. I, as do many others, despise the bitch.
Lee Lightning: ZOMG, U GUYZ R SO MEAN! I GOT BACK FRUM DA HASPITAL CUZ VANESSA SENT SUM1 TO BEAT ME UP!!1!!11!!

Ally Horror: OHMIGAWD! VANESSA GET UH LIFE STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE LEE!!UR JUST LIEK EVRY1 ELSE!!!

Everyone with a brain: Shut the hell up, no one likes you, fucking posers.
by ohemily; May 2, 2009
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fighting weight

Used by the military and professional fighters (boxers, MMA, martial artists) to describe the appropriate weight at which someone is the most physically fit to fight in combat, the ring, or octagon.
I need to get down to my fighting weight before my next weigh in and PFT (Physical Fitness Test).

My program of muscle confusion had me closing in with my fighting weight.

muscle up meat head fitness guru p.t. stud
by TheLooseGoose May 30, 2010
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two hogs fighting in a gunnysack

When a ugly chick with a fat ass is walking and the curds are bubbling out and the rolls are waving back and forth like "two hogs fighting in a gunnysack".
Damn dude! Check out that ass... it is like two hogs fighting in a gunnysack.
by nvstormtrooper February 4, 2006
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