Flynder

To be absent from the office, supposedly working from an alternative location, for a spurious reason. Or generally to be absent from the office without taking annual leave.

Alex is doing a Flynder today

by CaseyM August 24, 2008

Flonder Day

The soon to be 8th day of the week, giving the world 3 week end days and 5 work/school days.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Flonder Day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (new week)

Yo there's a phat party goin down this Flonder Day, are you going?

by Teh Jester 12 May 4, 2009

fender bender

small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.

the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.

by McCheesy November 1, 2003

fender bunny

female passenger on a harley

the defining deference between a fender bunny and an old lady is, the quality of the seat. the bunny gets the stick on tea bag for a seat or a bare fender, and it's a ride or a date. old lady has earned a proper seat made fer 2.

by Ez Rider July 27, 2006

fender

1: Noun: The bumper of old cars and low riders.

2: Noun: A company that makes awesome guitars and basses, such as telecasters, stratocasters, and much much more.

3: Adjective: Synonym for awesome

1: Looks like the fender got pretty beat up in that crash.

2: Bob: I just got a fender guitar.
Jeff: Looks pretty shitty.
Bob: ... (watches silently as god smites jeff with a bolt of lightning.)

3: Max: Blacklights are fender.
Bob: Your stoned.

by MoheakanMidgit August 27, 2007

Fender bender

A weekend in which you go ridiculously hard for no reason. A bender without anything lit to prompt it.

Bro why were you so drunk at the library yesterday?
I was on a total fender bender

by huyrealcool March 18, 2019

ned flanders

a nice quiet nigga who fucks all the bitches at night

"omygod michael is such a ned flanders" this niggah gets all the bitches tbh

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 9, 2018