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Jungle Fleece

The sporadic growth of pubic hair found on the shaft of a penis.
"My girlfriend complains that my jungle fleece gets stuck in her teeth when she gives me a blow job."
by Fong Johnson November 5, 2009
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Dick fleece

The accumulation of lint, dust, and other materials gathered underneath the foreskin of a penis from the lack of showering and personal hygiene.
Boy 1: Dude, take a look a this!
Boy 2: Ugh! Wth is that thing!
Boy 1: Haven't showered for weeks. Its my dick fleece!
by becka.kim February 3, 2012
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Fleece Navidad

This is what you call the holiday when an entire family decides to wear Snuggies for Christmas morning or Eve.
Look, Honey, these Snuggies are buy-one-get-three-free today. We could all wear them on Christmas morning and have a Fleece Navidad!
by Atomic Honey December 9, 2010
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fleece it out

Telling someone who's sad to go to Old Navy to buy clothes so they can be happy again.
So what your boyfriend left you. Just fleece it out.
by Xuxa June 11, 2006
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whole fleece

another name for whole foods market; see whole paycheck
I was going to buy some coffee at whole fleece but I just couldn't handle their prices.
by pesudo d. nym October 7, 2007
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Nike Tech Fleece

A set of Nike Pants, Hoodies, and Shorts that are made special by putting a layer of foam in between the layers of fleece. Super comfortable, but super expensive (Hoodies and Pants are >$100)

Also, often associated with rap music and is seen as a status symbol in said scenes.
Josh (At the Nordstrom): Yeah, I'll take two sets of Nike tech fleece jackets and joggers, one in gray and one in black.

Josh (In the car on his way home): Man, with the music career popping off, I could finally cop some Nike tech fleece and this new Scat Pack!
by TriBeCaBoy56 January 22, 2022
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Nike Tech fleece

A zip up for pillocks that listen to drill and who’s diets consist of weed, WKD blue and mango crush vape juice. They often attend British state schools, they wear black airforces to school and stand in 1st position like a fucking duck. They wear cp company beanies and their common dialogue is usually “that bitch is bare jarring styl”

“Wrddddd, mums she’s got no tits”

“Wordeddd”

It is ok to commit mass genocide on these absolute spoons and Menaces to British society😐😐
“Man’s dripping in the Nike Tech fleece

“Clm”
by Shrimp._. November 18, 2021
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