When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.
by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019
Get the Flappy birdmug. by MSDorset September 2, 2023
Get the A little flappy birdmug. Flappy bird-
“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”
“Help them then”
“But Rod is using the keys”
“Well use the other set then”
Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.
“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”
“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”
“Help them then”
“But Rod is using the keys”
“Well use the other set then”
Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.
“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”
by Wahaag February 14, 2019
Get the Flappy Birdmug. I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'
by Disinthehouse November 25, 2021
Get the Flappy birdmug. A bird with a huge dick that flaps around in the wind when it flies.
Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.
Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.
Guy 1: Woah look at that bird's, massive cock!
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird
by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024
Get the Flappy birdmug. Guy 1: Guys! Look at that Flappy Bird!
Guy 2: No, it's a Sticky Flappy Bird! Look at that semen!
Guy 3: Wow, sometimes I wish I was a Sticky Flappy Bird...
Guy 2: No, it's a Sticky Flappy Bird! Look at that semen!
Guy 3: Wow, sometimes I wish I was a Sticky Flappy Bird...
by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024
Get the Sticky Flappy birdmug. A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag
'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'
'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'
'Meant the game mate'
'Awks...'
'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'
'Meant the game mate'
'Awks...'
by Messed up meanings September 8, 2014
Get the Flappy Birdmug.