electric flapjack

A cake with marajuana in it

i ate an electric flapjack

by Anon January 10, 2005

flapjack tits

/ˈflapˌjak tits/
noun

North American

Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.

With her bra on she looked like she had a huge rack. When she took off the bra I could see she actually had flapjack tits.

by Aeytrious March 2, 2017

Mexican Flapjack

When you are at a surprise party and get so excited you poop your pants a little bit

I was so excited to surprise Josh at his party that I made a little mexican flapjack in my pants before he even arrived!!!

by Muiwovian April 19, 2016

Phillipino Flapjack

A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.

The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!

by mDiB April 7, 2010

fishy flapjack

After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.

Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.

by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

A somewhat disturbing at time cartoon on Cartoonnetwork of a young boy (flapjack) going on adventures sometimes with his captain Knuckles, and there talking whale Bubby, Bubby is Flapjacks mom or something or always acts like it, the show is funny 'cause flapjack is always making funny faces and stuff

Guy 1: Did you see Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack last night?
Guy 2: Ya it was funny

by Illestemia December 25, 2008

Alaskan Flapjack

The sexual act of using a fold of fat, lubricated with butter and syrup, to achieve orgasm.

I couldn't find that fat chicks pussy, so I alaskan flapjacked her fat roll.

by shredder ace March 8, 2014