Flabiditite

A very flabby mineral.

Rockhound 1 (while peaking out of a cloud of dust, yelling at Rockhound 2): have you found any Flabiditite yet?

Rockhound 2 (being angry because R#1 startled him, making him drop his hammer on his foot): NO pfffft. I don't like touching flabby things! I'm looking for Florescenttinger.

by AlwaysSidetrackedinALLways February 5, 2019

Flacidation

The act of being preparado to sustain the power of the ding dong.

Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity

“Toby said:

-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”

by TheFakeTaxiDude February 24, 2019

Flumidity

Simply put: Humidity in Florida.

It's hot other places. It's humid other places, but Florida? It's a whole different type of Flumid.

Nick: I'm not going anywhere today.
Ray: Why? its not that hot.

Nick: No. its the flumidity. its easily 98% and no chance of rain. Florida is broken.

by Qreatin September 15, 2023

Facility Lockdown 2

Liking Necrophilia and Rape

"You know TheMixpatUSMarine? I heard he likes Facility Lockdown 2.."

by Psuenonym February 27, 2025

Flupidity

Exhibited by people who think certain vaccines and killing chickens will save the country.

Flupidity is running rampant amongst liberals.

by Stacy votes red March 2, 2025

Flupidity

Exhibited by people who think certain vaccines and killing chickens will save the country.

Flupidity is running rampant amongst liberals.

by Stacy votes red March 2, 2025

Flupidity

Exhibited by people who think certain vaccines, wearing masks, and killing chickens will save the country.

Flupidity is running rampant with liberals!

by Stacy votes red March 2, 2025