Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

fistbortion

When you really need to get rid of a problem baby, and a closet is not close enough.

She was being such a crazy bitch, I had to punch her in the stomach and gave her a fistbortion.

by babyfaker October 17, 2009

social distortion

lengendary speedbot, player of albion merlin

wtf social distortion did it again!

by rupert July 9, 2004

Fixtortion

Fixtortion is a lizard people strategy to fix an outcome and extort money. Its the only way they like to get money because lizards don't do work, pay dues or respect anyone.

Don't forget. The lizards got all their money with Fixtortion, and we can't show them any respect.

by Urban Dick Tracey September 17, 2021

Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019

Flipstortion

The act of using one's flip-flops in photographs to capture one's dirty toes in a bribery attempt.

"dude, delete the picture! My toes are out, you'll flipstortion me!"

by Fayizzle July 15, 2022

realty distortion field

A field property financially ignorant, selling property owners emit.

Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.

by Word of God Militia Legatus 1TTA1 January 17, 2008