fisherman's tale

A quick response when someone is telling a story (lie) about anything (usually about fish or sex).

Poser: "Dude, I was at this party and I hooked up with three of the cheerleaders from school! You should have been there!"

Dude: "Oh fisherman's tale. You couldn't hook up with any of the geeks as opposed to three of the cheerleader. Poser."

fisherman's tale by kuro musha August 9, 2006

Fisherman's Beard

Going down on a hairy girl

What an experience she was, it was like having a fisherman's beard!

Fisherman's Beard by Shoehorn75 June 21, 2018

Fisherman’s Pinch 

A 2 Male Dance lift that requires a carefully placed hand in the groin area. A bit like a fisherman taking a crab out of the net, otherwise it’s a trawlerman’s claw.

Look at that beautiful lift, The fisherman’s pinch has been well executed.

Fisherman’s Pinch by Rugbydaddy February 7, 2020

Fisherman's Benedict 

After you have successfully created a Hot Tub Benedict, instead of feeding it to your significant other, you throw it in a nearby body of water. The fish will then get to feast on the delicacy.

"Hey I'm about to go fishing, got any Fisherman's Benedicts for me to help lure the fish?"

"Was a little too full for a Hot Tub Benedict, so I decided to make it a Fisherman's Benedict."

Fisherman's Benedict by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020

Fisherman's Triple

When you go to the bathroom, take a shit (wiping and flushing optional), masturbate and then shower.

I'm finally home from work, time for a fisherman's triple.

Fisherman's Triple by BrendNew February 8, 2023

Fisherman Text

When you send a text to someone and they take too long to respond and you know that at some time they had to have read your text but just haven't text you back on purpose. Then when they do respond its random and completely unexpected. Just like fishing, you put the hook in, the fish look at the meat but don't bite until you least expect it so you're just sitting there looking at the water the whole time until you get a bite on the hook.

Hey how are you? What's new with you? Are you doing anything tonight? sent at 11:00am Friday

I'm good. Response at 1pm Sunday. That's what you call a "fisherman Text".

Fisherman Text by Jay S from san diego March 16, 2010

fisherman's tale

To ejaculate under a girls' nose. Then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said ejaculate through her nostrils.

My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.

angry dragon
angry pirate
pearl necklace
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strawberry shortcake

fisherman's tale by TBag420 February 7, 2009