Austrian Firehouse

When a girl that your fucking has a huge bush and while you are about to cum you lite her pubes on fire and you then cum on them and she eats the mixture.

Omg, my boyfriend gave me an Austrian Firehouse and i totally had to bust a HUGE shit afterwards.

by Yourmotherlover March 13, 2010

firehouse chili

The act of pouring hot sauce on your rubber, and performing anal sex. Dave's Insanity sauce is the preferred hot sauce for this act

That was some 5 star firehouse chili. Did you see her tears of approval?

by goatwrangler December 7, 2009

firehosed

When a girl is jerking you off to the point of ejaculation but right before you do the deed, she lets go and backs off. Sad, I know.

Last night after everyone passed out and she started jerkin me off but she stopped right before I came.. Damnit! I hate getting firehosed!!!

by The Kid4444 April 17, 2014

old redmond firehouse

the coolest place in washington to hang out that isn't in seattle, for teens in a safe environment with tons of stuff to do. they have shows all the time and teen feeds, it's so fun.

also called the ofh for short.

hey guys let's go to the old redmond firehouse and watch *insert really cool band name here* play! i heard their lead singer is hot.

by modrocker90 July 20, 2008

Firehoser

A member of the closed Facebook group "American Mensa Firehouse". Thanks to its policy of no moderation, the discussions tend to be lively and as mentioned in the group's description, sometimes "make you wish you could bleach your brain".

Go ahead. Post it. We're all firehosers here.

by Mister Andre April 13, 2017

firedog

Computer repair service; Circuit City's response to the geek squad. Like the geek squad, the firedog team is composed mostly of people who have very little experience working with computers outside of their job. Firedog charges the maximum price for computer repair that customers will withstand. This is quite high because the majority of people lack understanding to the point where they are not confident enough to do whatever computer repair task they require on their own. They have a unique advantage because they are one of the only well known suppliers of computer repair service and their official looking uniforms and limited amount of computer jargon are enough to convince most people that they know what they are doing. This is generally misleading as their business model is based on maximizing point of sale profit at all costs meaning that customer satisfaction is a relatively low priority because the type of customer that their service targets has almost nowhere else to run.

My friend doesn't know shit about computers. He called firedog and got raped $500 to fix a computer that he paid $300 for 5 years ago. They didn't even fix what he wanted them to fix. I've done better computer repair jobs in neat curly brown piles on the lawn.

by boomshakalakaboomshakalakaboom November 6, 2007

arabian firehoser

when you light a girls bush on fire and you put the fire out with your cum

my girlfriend hates doing the arabian firehoser

by johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny March 1, 2008