stealth fingering

When a guy goes behind a girl while she is hooking up wit another guy and starts fingering her and makes her think it was the guy she is hooking up with

Woah that guy was just stealth fingering that chick. That was so gross

by Party 1 March 3, 2010

National fingering day

On april 15th single or taken grab a bitch and go at it

April 15rh is national fingering day I'm finna finger my girl

by Foreals.net April 12, 2019

fandering

Pandering to fans, i.e., incorporating otherwise unnecessary or unrelated things into a medium in order to please its fans.

Putting Chewbacca in Episode III was so unnecessary, George Lucas was just fandering.

by teenyw May 30, 2005

Finding Bigfoot

Finding Bigfoot is a show on the "Discovery" channel where a group of tinfoil hat clad neckbeards wander around in the dark wilderness festooned with cameras searching for something that isn't there.

They also yell at trees.

*twig snaps in the distance*
Neckbeard 1: "Did you hear that? IT MUST'VE BEEN A SQUATCH!"
Neckbeard 2: "HOLY SHITBALLS WE'RE FINDING BIGFOOT"

by The Burned Man 6240 January 10, 2015

Anal fingering

Anal fingering is where a man or women stick there fingers (or there fist if they are analy fisting themselves) in there anus and start to move in and out like people do during sex. It may be classed as a firm of Masterbation.

Fred: I was so embarrassed last night!

Bob: Why?

Fred: Coz my girlfriend walked in when I was anal fingering myself!

Bob: Haha, well that failed!

by The Describer! April 24, 2014

finding nemo

Sucking on a nice pair of breasts till your face caves in and you make the fish face...

Upon entering hooters, you will want to say i would like to give all these girls finding nemo's...

by Anthony Montalbano December 28, 2005

finding emo

A little fish named Emo runs away and tries to commit suicide. His father goes on several adventures to try to find Emo, so that child services won't arrest him, again. Emo ends up joining a whiny "rock" band, and gets rich from stupid losers who watch MTV.

a great movie starring Ellen DeGeneres

by Cindy June 28, 2004