FIG

Famous Imaginary Girlfriend. A person of note or celebrity, easily identifiable by others, whom you claim to fancy. An indication of taste and type.

The male version is FIB, Famous Imaginary Boyfriend.

My FIG, Jessica Alba, looked great at the Oscars this year.

by Paris Morgan March 25, 2008

Fig

When someone is being a complete minge. This person is usually a Latino.

Jake: Hey Daniel you are being a fucking fig right now!

by John Toilet May 20, 2023

Fig

A squishy snack that german teachers enjoy putting on romantic candle lit tables

Johnny Depp is such a fig

by Mandingo Hunter 3000 July 21, 2018

Figs

Fake, large breasts. Derived from 'tig old bitties', the 'f' representing the fake aspect.

Did you see those Figs? EEE son.

by SPARTANGLORY June 12, 2009

fig

Noun. 1. a state of dismal boring abyss. - figtatious, adj.

1. "Fuck I got fig".

2. ...Alastair promptly snapped "I don't like hanging around Adrian that cunt gives me fig."

3. "I can't stand this figtatious job anymore!" Elijah remarked with disgust.

by myncs February 15, 2005

FIG

Fat Indian Guy

Damn, that FIG cheated with my girlfriend

by habibi tiny sheep February 12, 2010

Fig

Fig is word back fomr the middle ages. It's used as a short form for people to lazy to say the following words
"Figuero", "Figuyasha", "Figueroa" and "Figith"

Some vairations include;
"Fig","Figgy","Figgy Pop" "Figgy Popo", "Figgy Poop", "Figalicious", "Figajoea", "Spanish", "Figly", "Moldy Fig", "Fugly Fig"
Hey "FIGGY POOP" "shithead"

by Juicy Jumbos June 19, 2005