fidget porn

The act of employing a fidget spinner during a sexual performance.

Fidget porn has become increasingly popular as interest in these devices has continued to rise.

Hey bro, you mind if I go beat off to some fidget porn?

Fidget porn is way better than midget porn dude!

fidget spinner midget porn

by ImYaBoi July 2, 2017

fidgetist

An offensive word for people with ADHD. Someone who frequently fidgets.

Man, Bennet's been spinning that fidget spinner a lot. He's such a fidgetist!

by vacuumsuperfan March 24, 2022

Fidget Spinner

A stupid toy for Autism that is now used by a bunch of dumb teens worldwide.

"This fool came to school with a fidget spinner like he's Autistic or something."

by Herban Dicktionary April 1, 2017

figgit

someone or something relating to a faggot, but not quite one

"Justin Bieber is a figgit."

by The Detonator™ April 29, 2015

Fidget Spinner

a device made with originally good intentions made into a cringey trend angsty 12 year olds follow to conduct faggotry

"Haiiiii!!!!!1111!! do you guys like my light up seizure inducing chrome metal hugely overpriced unnecessary fidget spinner!??!!!?"

by Somerandomrealist May 30, 2017

Fidget spinner

Synonymous with stupid, retarded, dumb, or autistic. Can be used in multiple forms.

Ex: If you can't graduate high school, you're a fidget spinner.

Ex: "Come back here with my bike you fidget spinning pile of shit"

by no thot May 9, 2017

figger naggot

Only whites can say this.
Any blacks heard saying it will be tasered by the authorities, not shot because thats racist.

Black: "Figger Naggot"
Authority: "Get down on the ground!"
*Helecopter noises*
*woosh*

*woosh*

iDubbbz: "Thats an edgy nigger!"
Authority: "Thank you iDubbbz for reporting."

by Jared from speedway October 18, 2017