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figger

a word that is supposed to convery prejeducism,racism and descrimination, many like other words, which has no meaning or value what so ever. It is made up by stupid retards on urbandictionary and is hardly ever used. Usually made up like this. ____(the first letter of the race or culture of an individual) igger.
Guy: Hey figger stop touching me.
Random Guy: What the fuck is a migger, you stupid white child did you make that shit up?
victim: ...
Me: *Nods at random guy* yeah..
by Bubba_The_Retard November 2, 2006
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Friggertool

Combination of tool and frigger (see definition 1)
1) A device or implement intended to enable or enhance female masturbation.
2) A Person skilled in the combination said act with sexual intercourse.
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by Friggertool May 13, 2009
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Figger Faggot

A person in call of duty that makes you rage because he kills you every time you turn the corner
by Jake the tank March 9, 2018
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The Devils Fingertrap

When two homosexual men. One sizeable rotten banana pirate and one tiny wonton (preferably), engage in a hearty session of dick fucking.

You step up it up a notch by opening up the banana pirates japs-eye using a tiny set of forceps, placing chilli powder inside the fully erect banana, then proceed to insert the China man’s tiny flaccid penis into the now spicy black man’s banana. Then carefully roll the banana pirates foreskin over the tiny wonton thus creating a devils fingertrap.
Hey bro, check that tiny China man over there.. I’m gonna use the devils fingertrap that little fishead.
by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022
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Figger

The phonetic spelling of the word figure when miss-pronounced by an individual. It's like Tigger from Winnie The Pooh only with a "F"...Figger. One crazy f-ed up (yet kinda cute) way to say the word and refers to a number or set of numbers (Figgers). The term is believed to have originated in the halls of MFRI sometime around the start of the 21st century.
OMG, these figgers are impossible to reconcile when I don't have the necessary detail. or

Jim won't let me make journal entries without his permission because it messes up his figgers. or

I can't seem to get this cash flow figger to tie out, maybe I should ask Jenny to help me.
by scratch911 June 28, 2010
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Blackpool Fingertrap

1) The act of getting fucked in both ears at once, or
2) A person who is in the habit of being fucked in both ears at once, because his or her other orifices are already in use.
3) (Obscure) A very unfortunate accident with a donkey.

Originating in a town in the North West of England known for its 'welcoming' young ladies. And its donkeys.
1)- Have you seen Stacy lately?
-Yes, Darren and I were over at her place yesterday, she was already pretty busy so we gave her a Blackpool Fingertrap and then got a kebab.

2) -Have you heard about Sharon?
-Yes, Wayne has gotten her knocked up.
-I'm not surprised, she's a complete Blackpool Fingertrap - it was only a matter of time

3) - Have you seen Jason about the town lately?
- Oh no mate, didn't you hear? Blackpool fingertrap. They had to call the coastguard.
- Oooh. Nasty
by LJ, Red, Wolf and Alicja December 24, 2010
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figger

filipino-american person who wants to be black(related to wigger)
they're excused and are more respected then wiggers because they are people of color,and look more black naturally and are closer to black people then whites. thats not a good excuse! they are still asian/pacific islander, and they should act like themselves, not take on another culture. normally figgers are totally ignorant of filipino culture, or are think their culture is boring-well it kind of is.
im a figger yo yo yo, and i wear fubu and ecko and dont live in the ghetto, plus im smart like most asians,especially in math and science
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