foned

fucking owned foned

as in sports if a defender gets juked out of his shoes the player who got by that defender the player might say "Oh, I just foned your faggot ass!"

by Coyote90 July 28, 2006

Fonejack

v. 1. to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. divert it from reason and logic

Kayvan Novak knows how to Fonejack!

by Michael RW Jenkins August 21, 2007

Fone

Open to interpretation, but normally swear words. It can be used to confuse people or to occupy a group of people when seriously bored.

Bob: I was going to fone her yesterday.
Jim: Why didn't you?
Bob: Courage is hard to get these days, ya know...

by Big Gik May 1, 2013

Froner

'Froner' = Friday Boner

To illustrate one's delight about the fact that the working week is coming to an end & the weekend is just around the corner.

It's a figurative term, so it is unisex. However if you find any unsavoury feminist types who want their own version, they can use... 'froist'

"can't wait for work to be over, i've got the biggest froner"

"man i got a froner... can't wait for the weeknd"

"if this day drags on any longer, i'm gonna get hairy palms from my froner"

by kdogg jamm October 29, 2010

Floner

When you get a boner when you see Flo the Progressive girl.

"I have such a raging floner right now"

by BrendanGB October 7, 2011

fhore

noun.

-Fake Whores
girls who like to act like there sluts and talk about blowing dick and getting banged and etc... but have not had there cherrry popped and never seen a dick not on a computer screen

This fhore was texting me about how she wanted to do me so bad, but after i said lets do it i never heard from her again

by Crush The Sea Turtle December 9, 2008

Froneberger

Someone who is a gay, fag, and retard all at once.

David Froneberger

by Florianonfire May 30, 2013