fertilized

how i like your eggs in the morning

hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

by Daniel Kilzi March 24, 2003

man vs wild with will ferrel

in my opinion the best episode of any show to ever appear on the discover channel, and quite possibly ever. it was fucking hilarious.

man vs wild with will ferrel

will ferrel to bear grylls while pissing:

"i seem to have lost my penis"

by the nickster in d-tizzle June 6, 2009

Fertilizer

1. Shit that is rich in nutrients
2. Someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. Guru of fertilizer: The king of the fertilizer people
4. FANTA: Fertilise and never touch again.

"You are a fertileizer: haha"
"Yes you fertilize plants and I fertilise egg-cells"
"No i'm the guru of fertilizer I have more minerals than you"
"Oh guru of Fertilizer what should we be doing now???"
"Dunno let's do some Benham"

by coconut man the chosen one May 27, 2006

Fertile

A term used when describing a good looking person.

“Damn bro, she looks mad fertile”

by Paperhands June 4, 2023

Ferrelist

when somebody overobsesses over will ferrel movies, SNL Skits, and chest hair. these people ask themselves; what would ferrel do in akward situations.

raymond is a stupid ferrelist

by Jaydoyle February 2, 2009

fertile minnesota

A plac where theres nothing to do but drink outside. Like dont come here. Literally if youve never been here youre so lucky. Seriously stay away.

Hey should wr get an apartment in Thief River Falls?

Fuck no man thats almost as bad as fertile minnesota

by Lolyourpissedfyourefromfertile January 29, 2017

Fertile Sod

The bunghole. The rectum. The anus.

Marelda’s eyes rolled deep into the back of her head as Reginald plunged his bulbous black cock deep into her fertile sod.

With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.

by Dick Onchin July 15, 2021