Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"
Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"
Redneck kerfuffle ensues.
Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"
Redneck kerfuffle ensues.
by Wordupyo! February 09, 2015
by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014
This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.
by Matthew Pearson December 04, 2007
The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.
It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.
When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.
When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.
Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
by Reginald Donkeylover October 04, 2005
by Daiquiri king January 13, 2017
The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.
Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult
Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question
Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question
by TheCeleryFeltcher April 03, 2024
Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference
My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!
by Breadguy December 12, 2024