Fresh-Air Fascist

1. (noun): a person who attempts to prevent cigarette or cigar smoking in public. Especially applicable in locations (bars, pubs, patios) where smoking is allowed.

2. (noun): A self-righteous and discourteous non-smoker who attempts to shame smokers by coughing loudly when walking past or rudely insisting that smokers are dirty, disgusting addicts who are killing themselves and others.

3. (noun): a person who offers unsolicited health information about the effects of smoking to complete strangers.

See also: Dark Lord, cigarette.

"When I lit up on the patio, some old lady asked me to stop killing her."

"Bloody fresh-air fascist!"

by Tessa Who September 12, 2005

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normality fascist

A normality fascist is an individual who is obsessed with his or her narrow definition of normality. In addition, he or she continually pressures others to conform to that rigid standard of normality. This sort of person tends to spread rumors, bully others, and behave in an anal, killjoy manner.

In 1998, Theresa the normality fascist told me that I was too weird to be liked, even though I had never done anything bad to her. She loved to label other things and people "weird" all the time.

by Sidtierney July 31, 2006

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Fascistist

A discriminator against fascist new world order demonic controlled human minds.

"Oh, so you oppose the tyrannical agenda of the new world order and their plan for depopulation on a global scale, and their long term plan to have humans RFID chipped at birth, as to construct a cashless society where fundamental freedoms are abolished?”

“Yes, I am an enlightened fascistist.”

by Gravity is Love May 27, 2010

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Fagcist

A gay person who acts like a fascist, ie one who is attracted the same sex but decries free speech and use "kill yourself" or similar language

I'm going to have to leave the Link Is Cute discord server. These two guys, Spigetfinner and DoorSayer are both raging fagcists.

by RyanJRyder June 30, 2019

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Piss Fascist

A derogatory term for someone who must have everyone agree with their opinion at all times. Or otherwise has to constantly state their opinions on issues in inappropriate contexts.

The breakdown is:
"Piss" refers to their opinion. It is piss-like because it is unwelcome. They are making you metaphorically 'drink their piss' by not leaving you alone.

'Fascist' refers to their mandatory grip on your perceptions. They must subject you to their piss, no matter what you would prefer. It is the piss fascist's nature.

<soapboxes for 20 minutes about fluoride toxicity>
"Don't be a Piss Fascist, we're just trying to hang out."

Or for those who "take it back":
"I'm a Piss Fascist and proud. If you're hanging out with me, you have to get on my level. I'll swim in your opinion piss if you swim in mine."

by SRSLY WRONG February 3, 2015

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