situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.

"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."

by gobroberts October 22, 2013

rice farming

When you go down on an Asian girl

I was totally rice farming with Lucy Liu.

by Halemort July 19, 2017

Garmin Farming

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.

Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”

by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

when a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the loudest fart ever.
It's also used to curse fat people.

man 1: what was the answer Jacob

I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-

by FAFTboi12 February 8, 2022

Fagging Up Kids

source of new faggots

As faggotry is an evolutionary dead end Fagging Up Kids, F.U.K., is their chosen recourse.

Almost as evil as Fagging Up Kids is sexualizing children by social policy especially heinous before puberty onset: encouraging children to be sexually active with other children is child abuse akin to pederasty

by malignforce January 22, 2013

farting hobo

A person who farts and then leaves the scene, thus 'traveling' away from the fart.

I was a farting hobo at the grocery store the other day.

by Michelle Masi February 2, 2009

Farling

The act of creeping on young females who are 2 or more grades below you. Farling is a gerund of the term FARL which defines a male who exemplifies a complete creepy, selfish, douche. To spot someone Farling they typically sport faux hawks, bro shades, and nasty facial hair. Farlers have a tendency to crash parties, carry 30 packs, wear snapback head accessories and brainwash innocent freshmen. Farlers for whatever reason seem to be bred in LAX bro environments. This usually leads to them earning several restaining orders from the women they Farl. (also known as Farlees)

"Blake was Farling so hard on that sophomore at the party tonight."

"Bro, did you see Kevin hooking up with that chick last night? She was like 13 years old. WHAT A FARL!"

by The FarlMaster March 10, 2012