fappery

vigorous physical masturbation;

verbal masturbation, making erroneous or unverifiable statements (especially with regards to computing) to make oneself appear knowledge about a subject with which one is mostly unfamiliar

His apparent revelations about Microsoft are fappery.

by Darryl M May 19, 2005

Fuck Flappers

Vagina lips that clap.

When a woman squats on the prairie to urinate while the wind blows her fuck flappers and it sounds like she's being applauded.

by REA July 26, 2012

titty flappers

When u so fat ur Tittys flapping like dumbos ears

U seen him yeah he's a lardass he's got titty flappers

by Grass man September 18, 2017

Car Fapper

A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.

The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.

by lolomont December 19, 2017

fappergasted

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.

Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.

by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

Fapper

One who faps, or practices fapping.

"Fapper's his username".

by Dinky May 21, 2004

fapperware

Materials that are used for the act of fapping such as magazines, lotion, lube, soap (ouch), sock, etc.

Now where did I place my fapperware collection.

This pic is so faptastic it's going into my fapperware stash.

by Funjelly November 3, 2015