Dirty falafel

The act of doing a shit in a deep fat frier.

He was such a dick I left him a dirty falafel on my way out.

by Icongram August 10, 2018

Falafel muncher

Homosexual act of sucking on a partners balls. Also a general referral of homosexuality.

Did you know that Paul is a falafel muncher? Yes, I heard Wendy ask him.

by Wolfboy69 March 16, 2009

Sloppy Falafel

1) Menu item at Ramsi's Cafe on the World.

2) Performing cunnilingus on a vegan or vegetarian.

Guy to waitress: "I'd like the sloppy falafel tonight."

Waitress to guy: "I'd like the sloppy falafel tonight too."

by S.D. Singer January 28, 2008

Falafel No 1

Used in Malmo city, Sweden. Term for describing a heavy track, awsome party or just a generally dope and original artistic expression with lots of flavour.

"The party was a falafel no 1!"
"Track is Falafel no 1"
"The piece is falafel no 1".

by matsn August 7, 2011

falafel face

The face of a person with borderline personality disorder. Run away, as this person is dangerous.

Hey falafel face go take a shower.

by a beaver w. a night time sock July 30, 2010

devil's falafel

When a man puts his balls in a girls vagina

Dude last night I gqve my girlfriend a devil's falafel.

by crippledkid June 19, 2014

Reindeer Falafel

It is when one sells breast milk (which is naturally antimicrobial) to make soap so that others can bathe in one’s titty milk.

Yo, you lookin’ kinda scummy, can I offer you some reindeer falafel?

by MDSM November 27, 2021