Fair Winds & Following Seas

Farewell and have a safe journey or trip.

"Godspeed, my friend."

"I wish you fair winds & following seas ahead."

by theCon June 21, 2013

Lazy Fair

Having an attitude of not really caring about the outcome of something either way. It's a real hands-off, "let do" mentality towards the world.

Lazy fair, like when you go to a fair at the end of the night and they don't really want to let you on the rides because they want to go home.

I've been deciding whether or not to get a new phone but I have a real lazy fair attitude towards it.

by FairOperator September 12, 2014

Fairfield Hills Hospital

Mental Hospital located in Newtown, Connecticut which closed in 1995. It includes over 50 large brick buildings located on over 100 acres with underground tunnels connecting the buildings. Loaded with cops because of the people who try to sneak in. Extremely haunted, with a large number of deaths due to 'unknown causes'

Jess: We should sneak into Fairfield Hills Hospital

John: Yeah, lets go..

Norm: Hellz Nah bro's, there's still bodies in there and the po po is swarmin the place

by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009

Fair doobies

Meaning " Alright then"

" I just dumped my girfriend"
" DUDE!"
" But she was a bitch"
" Oh, fair doobies"

by stripez March 30, 2010

Fair Weather Fan

A fan of a sports team who only shows support when the team is doing well. During hard times they usually bandwagon other teams. They basically have no real loyalty to the team, but still manage to get better seats than you at the game. Strangely they mysteriously vanish at the first sign of trouble.

Fair weather fan: "OMG what a comeback! That was amazing!"

Regular fan: "How would you know? You left right when Favre threw the pick six in the 2nd and if I recall you didn't even start rooting for Green Bay until 2 weeks ago."

Fair weather fan: "... GO PACK!"

(After the playoff game the fair weather fan immediately became a Pats fan and stowed all Packer memorabilia away.)

Fair Weather Fan's creed:
Last to join, first to leave.

by Rappathered January 24, 2008

County Fair

When someone places their hand in the back pocket of their significant others' jeans as they walk beside them. Often seen at county fairs: boyfriends walking around with their hand in the opposite pocket of their girlfriend's pants.

"Did you see the rednecks over there?
"They're all rednecks. You need to be more specific."
"The one where the boy is totally giving the county fair to the girl."

by captain__obvious September 7, 2013

To be fair

A phrase unbelievably overused in the United Kingdom. Mostly by morons to be fair.

To be fair, I haven't bought the milk.

To be fair, I have no idea how to use the phrase correctly.

by digsy95 January 8, 2014