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false advertising

Intended or tending to mislead while calling public attention to oneself, especially by emphasizing desirable qualities so as to arouse a desire when they are untrue.
When a fat chick says that she is curvy.
When a fat chick puts a Roxy sticker on her car.
When a short guy drives a lifted truck.
by jokester October 12, 2004
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falsebook

(n.) a fake Facebook account that you make for friends who either deleted theirs or refuse to get one.
Guy 1: "This is fuckin' perfect! Whoever made a falsebook for Brian, mad props! The only thing is you have to put TWILIGHT as his favorite movie, TOOL as his favorite band, and list his sexual preference as interested in MEN!!! He's gonna be so pissed when he finds out about this falsebook! Fuck yeah!!! Wooooo!!!"
by Da Sperminator March 4, 2011
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false flag

Something disguised to seem affiliated with a group OTHER THAN the one it really is affiliated with. For example, a "false flag operation" is a terrorist act committed by one group for the express purpose of discrediting another group, which is framed for it.

False flag operations in warfare are usually conducted at sea. They are generally speaking illegal, although there are loopholes. The object is to disguise one's own vessel as friendly to the enemy until it is possible to engage said enemy.
In 1980, right wing neo-fascists in Italy carried out a terrorist bombing of a waiting room in a Bologna train station. 85 people were killed. At the time, it was the deadliest terrorist attack in Europe since the end of the War.

At the time, it was blamed on Communists; and indeed, soon after, the PCI was badly beaten in parliamentary elections. In reality, it was a false flag operation carried out by fascists. Members of the notorious P2 Masonic Lodge protected the identities of the perpetrators and later interfered with the investigation.
by Severed Cow Head September 10, 2010
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failslut

A person who would be defined as a slut, except their promiscuous attempts are in vain.
Person 1: Dude, that girl's saggy tits are almost hanging out for everyone to see. She leaves nothing up to the imagination!

Person 2: ...which is ironic, because she isn't getting any. What a failslut lololol
by invisibleunicycle January 31, 2009
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Falsepath

Alternative to being misdirected, or sent on a long worthless pathway with little or no reward at the end.
"I became a born-again and was a tattooed Christian for 20 years before I realized I was falsepathed. Now I'm on a truepath, I think."

"A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."
by mattanaw July 22, 2021
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Failness

Somthing that contains or emits fail so you can laugh at it
" Man have you seen Failness.com, Its soo funny."

" Yo have you seen Carlo's new whip, it reaks of Failness"
by Ruckusman333 May 5, 2009
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Failberg

1. Someone who is the cause of failure. Introduced as the titanic was sunk by an iceberg.
Dude - He just threw up in my sink!

Dude 2 - failberg
by stoffberg February 19, 2009
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