fail 

The "not" of the 2000s. Something that is okay to say this year but if you say it next year will just get you looked at weird, like if you wear to go out in public with a fanny pack or wearing overalls with only one strap buckled. Used to disapprove of anything and everything. Only momentarily, of course. Often piggybacked with "fail" as "epic fail". Another reason for other socities to despise the ineptitude of the human beings within ours.

(Somebody does something moron in a Children of Bodom shirt doesn't approve of) "FAIL!"

fail by BDITM May 22, 2009

fail 

What the most of the guys above me did.
Also what would happen to me if you all click thumbs down on this definition.

Uhh the people above me that failed horrifically.

fail by rofl waffles and lolcakes March 19, 2008

fail 

n. One who consistently does not achieve success.
n. An even that does not achieve success.

What? You lost. You're such a fail.
That game was an epic fail.

fail by kyle2 November 21, 2007

fail 

A verb that can be used in conjunction with any action, policy or position of the Bush (43) Administration.

Most historians agree that George Bush has failed in his duties as President in all possible respects.

fail by GIJoe October 1, 2007

Fail 

F irst
A ttempt
I n

L ife

Dude 1: LOL! You fail!
Dude 2: First attempt in life ;)
Dude 1: *confused look*

Fail by Hurradurrp January 26, 2012

Fail 

What morons say, because they don't realize that "failure" is already a word.

Dude, that was such an epic fail!

Fail by Walter_White April 22, 2014

Fail 

A word used by teenagers, or by your fellow teenage friends who cannot, for the life of them, use a word that actually makes them sound smarter then a second grader. Also a slang term for sucking. If you ever give someone a chance to say the word fail to you, kill yourself. Or redeem yourself by giving them a good shot to the nose.

You: DAMMIT! I just can't seem to get this guitar riff right!

Friend who plays Guitar Hero, and expects that since he can play the same song your trying to learn on expert, meaning he has no life, you should be able to too: FAIL!

You: *Kills Self* OR *Punches friend in the nose*


Other acts to ensure they never utter such horrible slang ever again also acceptable

*Only excusable use of this word is when an "emo" starts talking about MCR... or any form of emo music. Also acceptable when describing rap*

Fail by Les Paul Man April 7, 2009