Swedish Facial

1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial

2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.

Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"

JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!

by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013

fuckalope

fuckalope is a stupid motherfucker usually on our nation's interstate system that drives in the fastlane and goes really fucking slow and won't get the fuck over

you fuckalope get outta my way

by Terry January 30, 2004

fackle

an obese or very fat woman who has a very distinct laugh that sounds like a witch cackling.

Man, that fat bitch was fackling through the whole movie.

by Kelly May 2, 2003

Self Facial

A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.

When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.

by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009

fuckaluck

A fuckaluck is one who is an asshole or a duesche.

You fuckaluck! that dude is such a fuckaluck,I thought I'd have to bash his fuckin brains in!

by titwillow January 28, 2008

Ice facial

Ejaculating into a frozen wash cloth and smothering your partner's face in it. The cum melts the ice momentarily but if timed properly, freezes on the face.

I've had this washcloth in the freezer for 12 hours. Can't wait to cum in it and give Jody an ice facial!

by Mouthy Broadcast June 2, 2017

ass to mouth facial

a fairly new porn manuever in which the male star penetrates the woman anally, then pulls out and makes her suck his schlong, thus tasting her own ass. Finally, the man pulls out and completes the trifecta of disgusting by shooting his load on the woman's face.

Diane didn't think that she would ever be able to taste her own ass until Bill completed the rarely seen ass to mouth facial.

by poophead July 16, 2003