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facebaiter

A Facebooker who only ever comments on posts with the intention of calling into question the tastes or opinions of the original poster. Posts deliberately belittling or snide comments only likely to cause the originator offense or to reply in a defensive manner, provoking a 'Facespat'.
A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:

Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'
by KumquatKing October 4, 2013
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falebrity

(noun) - a person who has done nothing at all to be a celebrity. a false celebrity. a fake celebrity.
Reality telelivision is a falebrity farm.
by Godlorific October 7, 2012
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facelebrity

Fake celebrities on Facebook. People using a celebrity profile on Facebook or sharing the same name as a celebrity.
Joan, you're such a facelebrity junkie. Stop sending friend requests to 'Colin Farrell'... all twenty of them.
by Barbarela March 9, 2008
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FaceBaiting

FaceBaiting - where you constantly invite a person to be a friend on FaceBook when you KNOW their circumstance demands they can't accept...
I knew he was gay and in the closet and accepting my friend request would tip off his overly inquisitive and (rightfully so) insecure-about-his-sexuality girlfriend, but I kept FaceBaiting him anyway figuring when he'd finally accepted who he was, he'd simultaneously accept me as a "friend"
by ApplePicker July 6, 2009
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facebride

female, successful at finding facebook husband, resulting from ALLl things FACED.
She's such a fucking facebride. At least 3,000 faceguys she devoured before landing a facefiance.
by DCNN August 1, 2009
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FaceBitch

To go onto your FaceBook and bitch about your life.
My FaceBitch for tonite: Double effin' allergies got me (again)...thank goodness I ♥ my Benadryl
by elnguyen October 28, 2009
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facearty

Artistically earthy features
DependMAle has characteristic facearty.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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