Any long stick or pole that can be used to poke and/or prod someone repeatedly. After poking someone, the holder of the Fump Rod must shout "Fump Rod!" loudly and with pride. Often leads to irritation and anger by the person being poked.
Person 1: *Jabs random person with stick* Fump Rod!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!
by gamerking60 December 20, 2007
Get the Fump Rodmug. This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
by Telephony November 4, 2020
Get the Truck Fumpmug. Deborah has to sit both away from her desk and leaning forward out of her chair because her fump won't allow her to sit otherwise.
by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003
Get the Fumpmug. by fump_man May 15, 2011
Get the Fumpmug. 1) When 2 lesbian midgets fuck while both simultaneously on their periods.
Gorrest= the most gorey
Fump= midget sex
Gorrest= the most gorey
Fump= midget sex
by foresthump November 4, 2013
Get the Gorrest Fumpmug. When two drunk people give each other a "fist bump." A drunk gesture after two people agree on something or think something is cool.
After drinking a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra, Tom made a funny joke and gave Mindy a piss fump. When the cast of Jersey Shore get wasted they all want to piss fump.
by dailybragger January 4, 2012
Get the Piss Fumpmug. by bezley September 21, 2014
Get the ekkyy fumpmug.