Science Fuction

A story that just happens to have a science fiction premise, but is produced because some network, studio, or publishing hotshot thinks it will sell to middle America, not because it's any good.

"Mansquito" and the other SyFy original movies, like "Mr. Ed," are less science fiction than science fuction.

by Mike Boomshadow September 4, 2011

Fuctard

This is an expansion on the commonly used term retard. more exclusively a shorter version of the excellent remark of F+++IN RETARD. This can be used in a wide variety of situations and is just down right hilarious.

person #1: "Hey so have you talked to soandso today?

you: "God, I hope not! last time I called him that FUCTARD talked forever and wouldnt let me off the phone!"

OR ... Man, stop acting like such a FUCTARD.

by -HatersMadeMeFamous- February 26, 2010

Fuctard

The waste of carbon and oxygen that refers to itself as United Spammers on UD.

Why the hell do we still have to put up with this little fuctard? Can't someone get it's IP address and block it from here permanently?

by Misty Dawn January 13, 2009

fuctup

Contracted for "fucked up". The meaning is "not functioning properly"

woozle wozzle yoo is teh fuctup

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

fuctagon

getting lost in a suburban neighborhood.

I took the wrong turn and thought i could get back on track by taking the next turn onto the street i was just on. Instead, i got fuctagoned.

Example 1:

Dude sorry im late, i was on my way to your house and got fuctagoned.

by J and P January 8, 2008

fuction

The farting sound that occurs during sex, either from air being forced in and out of the vagina by the penis, or from the suction created from the moist sweaty skin of two people moving on top of each other.

I was screwing my girl last night, when all of a sudden her pussy started quiefing. Man, we had some fuction going on!

by Mr. Bubblehead March 23, 2005

FUCTARD

Someone who is just being retarded for no apparent reason.

-or-

When someone does something really stupid and you can't find a word to describe it.

So I was watching when Joe walked into a door, while looking at that chick from accounting. What a fuctard.

by Wattz September 20, 2009