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suck me, fucker

An expression of pissed-off disdain usually uttered by someone who has reached the end of their patience rope.
Hey man, although you may confuse this with an invitation, why don’t you suck me, fucker?

shit-fucker 

a shit-fucker is someone who fucks shit. they get some shit and they fuck it.
look at that shit-fucker, over there fucking that shit. man, he's really fucking the shit out of that shit!

oh gosh, that's gross, he's actually fucking the shit, and not just fucking it, but fucking it up the ass!

Holy Shit Balls Mother Fucker 

An exclamation used in extremely shocking circumstances. These words can be used on their own or in groups to express feeling towards something, but have greatest effectiveness when all five are used together. When using this expression, your friends will automadically know the extent of your state of shock! "Holy shit balls mother fucker" can be used in times of very good or very bad news. This Expression became popular at Trent University and was started by accident when a student named Sarah found out how much she hated Chemistry.
"Hey, are you having some chem trouble? How's the assignment coming along?"

"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "

"And the winner is... Sarah _____"

"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "

sorry ass mother fucker 

John doe, will not get a job and he bums stuff all the time,he is a sorry ass mother fucker.

sheep fucker 

1. What Australians call New Zealanders
2. What Virginians call West Virginians
3. What Englishmen call Scots or Welshmen
4. What Northeastern Americans call the Amish
5. What Russians call Central Asians (ie. Kazakhstan, as in Borat)
6. What Argentinians call Patagonians
7. What Danes call Swedes
8. What Swedes call Danes
9. You get the idea....
With the sheep fucker populations the way they are, wouldn't it be more fitting if New South Wales were a province of New Zealand?
sheep fucker by dietcokehead91251 January 29, 2008

That's already been fucked 

Something that has already been done, said, or thought of and is perpetuated as being original.
"I just discovered Ed Hardy--he is such an artist!"
"Dude--that's already been fucked."