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Hell-frontal Cortex

Part of the brain that stores all memories of a strict, religious childhood. The phrase "Your going straight to hell", echo's through your mind when engaging in certain activities (i.e, laughing at dirty jokes, engaging in sex acts with someone or alone, cursing, reading definitions in the Urban Dictionary, etc) The fear of hell, fire and damnation is alerted in your memory, but usually not strong enough to prevent "sinful" activities. There is no way to successfully remove the Hell-frontal Cortex. There is a theory that one can commit an act so horrific that a lightening bolt from the sky will strike. There are no survivors to verify this theory.
"Every time I get a tattoo, my Hell-Frontal Cortex tells my brain that I am going straight to hell. Then I think, fuck it, and have sex with the tattoo artist. YOLO!"
by Preachers Daughter September 9, 2015
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Full Dick Frontal

Failure to toggle off the video function in a zoom meeting resulting in full exposure of male genitalia to unsuspecting members.
Got another full dick frontal in class today, people really gotta start remembering to turn off there video before changing.
by Cranberry Rozier March 23, 2020
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full throatal frontal drift

The act of giving a deep throat BBBJ and pulling it out just as they begin to cum so cum drifts out of your mouth and all over the front of your body!
FULL THROATAL FRONTAL DRIFT is one of my favorite things to do to a man!

I can get anything I want out of my man after giving him FULL THROATAL FRONTAL DRIFT!
by Cum-tastic Anna Sasin August 22, 2017
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full frontal lobotomy

A full frontal lobotomy is a form of psychosurgery. It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. This brain region has been implicated in planning complex cognitive behaviours, personality expression and moderating correct social behavior.

These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.

Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.

The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.

The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.

Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
"Let's go to the supermarket for some pasta and a full frontal lobotomy."

Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."

Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."
by Jamie Douglas November 23, 2006
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full frontal snogging

makeing out with a lovely englishman <333 those english accents
1. They were getting down with their full frontal snogging
by k-dizzle May 13, 2005
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full frontal

thoroughly, completely and totally (from full frontal nudity)
They turned the party into a full frontal rumor mill.
by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2008
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full frontal

when a celebrity shows more than just their bum in a film (ie: their penis or bush). This is usually for artistic reasons but clearly some serial full frontalists just like taking their kit off for the camera!

(see: Ewan McGregor)
nicole "did you see the movie Full Frontal? God it was awful wasn't?"

scarlett "no, i havent seen it, but you should see Ewan's full frontal instead! It's always great"
by Rhea August 3, 2005
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