Foreplay Whore

A slutty TEASE, emphasis on the TEASE!!!!, doing ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING besides sex
Bob: Tim, how'd that hooker work for you, did you finally lose your virginity?!?!
Tim: No, turns out the money I payed went to a Foreplay Whore...
Bob: Awwwww... lolumad?
by Devilshredder June 23, 2011
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Jewish foreplay

The Jewish man pays for the Jewish woman's shopping spree
Bekkah and the goils went to Tiffany's on Mort's american express--a nice afternoon of Jewish foreplay
by mrmott February 02, 2009
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italian foreplay

a fon coule, that girl... even my best Italian foreplay, natch.
by carmine calandrone February 04, 2012
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Textual foreplay

Verb. To have a text conversation with someone that will lead to future sexual encounters.
It's not sexting, it's textual foreplay!
by FABPSP October 13, 2010
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comical foreplay

Being set up for a joke.
"just put it in right there" - Austin said

"That's what she said!" - says William
This is comical foreplay
by Atf&Wme November 13, 2016
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fab-foreplay

The action or actions that cause your hot spot to get moist days before the explosion.
Jewel received some fab-foreplay when her boyfriend phoned and emailed her everyday before arriving home from overseas.
by JimmyJoeJet March 27, 2008
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wardrobe foreplay

This is for those of us who like to shop for clothes, for occasion specific clothes and who like to think about wearing those clothes to the occasion.

definition: buying clothes for an event far in advance of that event.
My friend is going on a cruise. She reports she bought a lovely linen skirt for the cruise.

When is the cruise? I ask.

oh, not until after christmas, I am indulging in some wardrobe foreplay.
by mzpearlie July 27, 2009
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