FMLIA

An out-of-place post. Submitted by someone who is so desperate to have their stories published that they'll post what should have been an FML to MLIA (or vice versa).

FMLIA:

Today, I found out that my sister has been masturbating with my electric toothbrush for the past three years and hasn't cleaned it once! MLIA

or

Today, I fed my dog. FML

by UnusedCliche November 29, 2009

Folashade

Folashade, is a very attractive girl that loves when she just meets. She is one of those girls that hears if you like her she likes you back immediately. Folashade is just one of those People that will greet you with a smile. The name Folashade is 1st originated from Nigeria and has made it's way all through West Africa.

Random person: Have you met Folashade?

Random person 2: Yeah she is so caring and she got a fine ass.

by Bbgirl_33 May 23, 2018

follada

An instance of sexual intercourse

¡Qué follada, tía, me la metió hasta las orejas!
¡What a fuck, girl, he screwed it up to my ears!

by fonsucu February 10, 2009

folabi

JJ

Folabi y ya raNeen

by Y R YA RANNEN July 18, 2017

foldage

In a poker game, the pile of cards that are no longer in use because a player has folded his hand

Put your cards in the foldage

by Antz83 April 25, 2006

Foldable Chair

Certain foldable chairs WILL cause cancer OR birth defects. DO NOT SIT ON A FOLDABLE CHAIR!

Woman: "Did you sit in that foldable chair?"
Other woman: "Yeah, gave my baby two heads."

by Goodnight Sleepy January 29, 2019

A Fobia

A short dwarf like creature. Has the land navigation skill of five butter bar Lieutenants. Often seen with very awesome tall creatures.

A Fobia is going hunting, better get a search party started.

by Red Dog0418 October 28, 2013