FMIAH

acronym for the phrase "Fuck Me I'm A Ho" which is a sarcastic saying a person may use when they are made to feel like they aint shit or they don't matter in a situation

You guys didn't save me any???? Well, FMIAH (fuck me I'm a ho)!

by angela9210 July 11, 2023

FMITF

FMITF: Abbreviation for for "Fuck Me In The Face"; an explanation more commonly used to express great frustration, distress, or other negative emotions.

Tom: We have a quiz today.
Clarissa: Seriously! I didn't study! FMITF.

by swampeyes April 3, 2009

fmirl

Fight me in real life...

Dave: Roy's being a dick head in this group chat...
Javi: Kick his ass Dave!
Dave: Hey Roy Fmirl pussyface!

by Computer Blue February 16, 2015

FMITA

Short for fu** me in the ass. Used when even events take a turn for the negative, usually impacting you.

You go all in on a straight flush, the last card draws your opponent a royal flush; hence you can say "Well, FMITA!"

by morena capoeirista September 12, 2009

FMIL

Fuck my imaginary life.

Lochlan: Dude, even the imaginary version of Jane hates me!

Matt: Wow.. FMIL.

by Kookoo Hatterland August 16, 2010

fmif

acronym for "fuck me i'm famous"

1. hey bitch, fmif!
2. kobe bryant and countless other celebrities take advantage of their fmif status

by Johnny November 21, 2004

fmitbs

Fuck Me In The BackSeat.

From song Fer Sure Maybe.

Kick off your stilletos,

And fuck me in the backseat, (fmitbs)
Fuck me in the backseat.(fmitbs)

by Stalkerrrrrrr February 26, 2010